SSSSSUP. im craig evanhalen, lead singer of BANANAZZZ, enigmatic genius and angry young man. my business? subverting status quos & waking up the silent majority. i hate my parents & i probably hate you.
this is the website for my band, BANANAZZZ. the rest of the band is darren, mark and (ugh) dan. there is a movie about us out now. we are looking for a sponsorship.
some chick named kate had a crew film me as i put the band together. she put the footage into a movie which somehow paints me in a negative light. she also called it BANANAZZZ too just like the band so that fucks up my google alerts. ugh. anyway the movie is screening now check it out before i sue.